" 'char-siew-charmie.blogspot.com' Makes Headlines Worldwide"
The Moo Times
Singapore
Just as blogging hits a high note in the world of online writing, netizens are once again surprised by a shocking discovery. It has been rumoured that humans are not the only lifeforms capable of intellectual acitivity, but no one has ever proven this belief. News of a cow that blogs is no wonder such an amazing discovery. Never would one expect cows to conduct an activity of such high intellect.
The Moo Times has been kindly invited to conduct an interview with the honorary Mr Moo Moo. The following is an excerpt of the hour-long interview :
The Moo Times: We're quite surprised in discovering a cow blog on the internet. And from what i understand it's 'char-siew-charmie.blogspot.com' . So Mr ....er.. Moo Moo .. why blogging?
Mr Moo Moo: Mooooooo.Mo.Moo?oo?ooMo
Translator : Well everyone's doing it at the moment, so i was thinking why not now. Whatsup with you? got a problem with cows blogging?
The Moo Times: Well you see, thats not quite the point. we're really surprised to see a bloggable cow. Not to be rude Mr Moo Moo, but cows are the least likely of animals we'd expect to be able to blog.
Mr Moo Moo: MeeeeeeMooomomomoo!momo?!?mEmoooo
Translator : OH quit that already! you humans are just waaaaaayy too arrogant?! like what the feesh.
The Moo Times: Apologies Mr Moo Moo. But seriously, why 'char-siew-charmie.blogspot.com' ?
Mr Moo Moo: hmmmmmMooooozmooooomooMoMomomomomomomoMeeEeeEee
Translator: Well this might be another "shocking" discovery but we cows love char-siew yes thats right roasted pork. Tame as we may seem we do pack quite a punch, roasting a couple of pigs is just a delightful way to spend the sunday morning. heehehe . my my i'm getting all hungry already.
The Moo Times:oh! as for 'charmie'? would that be someone ? say your lover of sorts?
Mr Moo Moo: MOO
Translator: -giggles-
The Moo Times: -phone rings- 'yes? uh huh ok, jack's place is fine' yes i'll have the steak comb... (oops oh sh**)
Mr Moo Moo: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(A scuffule breaks lose between The Moo Times correspondent and Mr Moo Moo)
Mr Ilovebeef , representing The Moo Times for this interview, sustained injuries on his head left arm and butt. We thank him for risking his life to bring us this sensational news on the blogging cow.
-The Moo Times 9th February 2007-
charmie
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